Here's Shelby sitting in the ugly, crummy, plastic, $2 Finding Nemo chair NEXT to the beautiful Chicken Chair (and I don't keep the ugly blue plastic chair easily accessible - she had to go behind a table and drag it back out to where it is now!):

When I encouraged Shelby to go sit in her beautiful Chicken Chair, she screamed "nooooooo!"

Okay, fine!, little girl, you wanna play that way? Your new pink Vera Bradley purse that I got for your birthday in 3 weeks is now MINE!! I would take the Chicken Chair for myself, too, but it's *alarmingly* not quite big enough to fit my tushie.