Friday, January 13, 2012

But hey, I'm not done with 2011 yet!

We did some cool stuff in 2011 and my lazy tushie never blogged about it, so I'm gonna do it now.  Besides, blogging is my only form of scrapbooking (despite boxes full of papers, photos, stickers, etc) so if I want to remember all this stuff, I gotta get it down here while I'm still young.  Kind of.  You know what I mean.  NO jokes about my age, people.

Anyway, it's a long one. If you're really into us and want to read/look at all of us, go get yourself some popcorn and Diet Coke, and please enjoy!

~ January ~

January is our month of birthdays, with Connor and Shelby's birthdays only one week apart.  Connor turned 8 years old in January 2011, and, as you can see, getting a computer was pretty much a hit!


I even did a custom desktop for him (at the time, the boys LOVED the DumDum statue in Night At the Museum - but then again, who doesn't??):


Connor also got to go to NYC and see the King Tut exhibit with Grandma and Daddy.  COOLNESS.  Of course, upon exiting the show, the usher said something like, "Well, little fellow, how did you like the show?"  And Connor, in true Connor form (and having read and studied numerous books about hieroglyphics), replied, "Well, the hieroglyphic translations on the exhibit signs had several mistakes..." and went on to explain in great detail the corrections that needed to be made.  That poor usher did NOT know who he was dealing with!


And, a week later, here we are with Shelby's 3rd birthday, getting a Shelby-sized horse she can sit on.  Again, a birthday hit!


A hit, that is, only until Shelby named her new, beautiful horsie….NOAH.  Yes, she named it Noah.  Noah, her brother (not to be confused with Noah the horse), did NOT find this flattering and was completely irritated.


We celebrated Shelby's birthday with a trip to the fabulous Strong Museum of Play in Rochester, where, of course, the kids always do what they do at home…play the video games.  UGH!


But I love this trick photo - check out Shelby's face as she and Connor cling to the side of the building!  She looks more like she's velcro-ed on, rather than clinging on for her little life.  And annoyed about it, to boot!




~ February ~

February marked the beginning of an era for Connor…discovering the Math for Dummies book series.  We started with Algebra and Geometry, and now own every book and workbook in the series, including Trigonometry and Physics.  Yes, these are Connor's FAVORITE, most treasured books.  




~ March ~

March was kinda slow, with the exception of Connor starting Cub Scouts.  Isn't he handsome?  :)




~ April ~

The month of Noah and his birthday!  I did get his birthday blogged about here:  http://markandestelle.blogspot.com/2011/04/happy-birthday-cute-little-freckley.html.


And of course, an epic blog entry about Shelby - relive THAT fun (actually horrible - I still can't laugh about it yet) day here: http://markandestelle.blogspot.com/2011/04/she-who-shall-not-be-named.html.



~ May ~

Now we're warming up!  To celebrate Mothers Day, I bought some custom T-shirts for my kid gang about how their little brother/sister rocks.  Super cute, right?


Yep, this is what Mother's Day is all about:


And here we have one of my ALL-TIME FAVORITE photos of Shelby, one that will live on in Ritchie family infamy - the kind of photo that will make me laugh out loud every time I see it for the rest of my life:



In May, we also had a visit from Uncle Paul, which we celebrated with a family trip to one of our favorite restaurants, Koto.  Oh yes, the boys love their kooky Uncle Paul!




~ June ~

MORE fabulous kid photos!  We finally got the kids their passports, because you never know when we'll decide to jaunt off to the Bahamas.  Probably NEVER!  But anyway.  I like to refer to this collection as "Photos that only a mother and grandmother could love."   Shelby and Noah are okay, but CONNOR!  Omgosh, that hair.  And I was THERE!  I can't even blame Mark for that photo that Connor will now have to live with for the next 5 years.



~ July ~

Now we're talking!!!  We did our almost-pretty-much-annually summer pilgrimage to Idaho/Utah (Udaho) for the summer to stay with my parents at our house in the foothills of Cache Valley in Idaho on 7 acres.  Seriously, check out this view from the deck.  I never want to live in Utah again, but I SURE do loooove coming to visit!


But even better than THAT view, is going to all of my favorite restaurants around Utah (since Syracuse restaurants ARE PLAIN AWFUL)!!!!   Here we are celebrating Mark and I's 19th anniversary at THE RED IGUANA!!!! - a little dive of a Mexican restaurant on the wrong side of Salt Lake City that has THE MOST fabulous food.  Happy happy me!


While Grandma & Grandpa tended to the grandcherubs, Mark and I enjoyed a couple of kidless days in the Salt Lake area, staying at one of my favorite hotels, the gorgeous Grand America!  


We also spent a day at Sundance, riding up and down the chairlifts and enjoying the scenery.


A side note:  Don't wear flip flops on chair lifts.


Happy 19th, Markli! You're all right.


We looooooooove swimming at Bear Lake.  Our Bear Lake days are the highlight of every summer!


Here's Grandpa with his new squirt toy, waiting for someone brave to come in close enough to battle:


And ummmm, we bought this inflatable for the kids, but Mark took a creepy liking to it.


The boys (Mark, Connor, Noah & Grandpa) did a trip to Yellowstone and the Tetons.  Yes, they're wearing parts of pajamas.  Remember, I said BOYS trip, meaning Mark dressed them.  If you can call it that.  Ugh.



Here's Shelby thrilled to be enjoying fireworks with her "big girl" cousins Marinda and Katrina, visiting from Colorado.  Yay!




~ August ~

And since Grandma & Grandpa live in farm country, we stopped every day for Shelby to visit all of her favorite "horsie friends":


My pretty little girlie!  I love the sweetness of this photo.  We don't get too many of Shelby like this.  She looks so innocent.  Don't be fooled, though!  She's a feisty little OCD crabpot!


Laaaaa.  The Logan Temple.  Where Ritchie Inc. started.  And now look at us - here's our contributions to the world - three very misbehaving but I-love-em-anyway kidlets.  Yeah, I guess having Mark in the pic would have been ideal, but oh well.


And I initially thought I'd snapped a perfect photo of Grandma with the kiddos.  Until I saw Shelby holding up her shirt, showing off her belly button.  Yep, thanks, Shelbs.  That's special.

One of my VERY FAVORITE things about summer is my dad mowing a "field maze" on the property for the kids.  Isn't that the COOLEST thing?  AND, it keeps them busy for hours.  Yessss!  Here's Shelby venturing off:


And a new addition from Grandpa this year - BWA HA HA!!! LOVE this!!!


We finished off our summer with a lunch with our long-lost-Lentzs, meeting up at the Mayan (which was CLOSED for lunch.  poop.).   Hello hugs!



Here's the combined kid gang.  Ummmm, and Mark.  The weird old guy photobombing the kid picture.


And cute little Shelby and cute little Kiplyn:


On our way home, through Iowa, we discovered…..SHELBY!  We've driven this route (NY-UT) at least 2 dozen times in the past 10 years and we never noticed Shelby, Iowa.  Is it new?  Do they still create new towns?  Anyway, WooHoo from exciting Shelby, Iowa!!




~ September ~

Back home, we had Shelby starting her first day of preschool.  SUCH a little diva.  But a cute one.  :)


She went in without looking back, little independent girl that she is, leaving her dithering, sobbing wreck of a mommy in the parking lot.  *my last one...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*




~ October ~

Our first major kid injury!  In 8 years, can you believe that?  Anyway, Shelby was jumping around on the back of the couch with her bad big brothers, and she fell off and broke her wrist.  It slowed her down for ….oh, about a DAY.  She went right into dance lessons with her cute little red cast and did just fine.


To finish up October, of course, I always manage to document our Halloween shenanigans: http://markandestelle.blogspot.com/2011/11/all-ritchies-were-kung-fu-fighting.html.


~ November ~

Noah started losing teeth this year.  I don't know if it was in November or not, but hey, here we are.  You can't really see the missing teeth here:



But here, I'm pretty sure you can see.  See, like EVERYTHING.  Ewww, Noah!!!


And the beauty of losing a front tooth - extra straw access!!




~ December ~

I definitely got myself on the blogging wagon in December (4 entries, that may be a record!), so we're covered there.  And whew, that's IT!  2011.  Go Mommy!


Monday, January 2, 2012

It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until.....

It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... the guests show up! 
Yup, the right guests will get your party started off with smiles….because Angry Birds = Happy kids



But first, there MUST be eating!
We started off our family New Year's Party with dinner at Outback!  Hurrah!


And we discovered a child discipline technique even more potent than the Wawa card - PICKLE BREATH !!  Yup, threatening 'em with having to eat a pickle to keep 'em in line at dinner worked miracles.  Jar of pickles = $1.89, child behavior modification effectiveness = Pricele$$!



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there's shopping!
Well, shopping is always party-time for me, but this time it was borne of necessity.  Since we were out in DeWitt anyway eating at Outback, I just had to make my bi-monthly visit to my future house in Manlius (I drive by it several times a year, and have been doing so for 2 1/2 years - but I don't like the new circular driveway the *temporary* owners just put in!!  Grrr.  Now we'll have to pay to remove it when we move in.).
My original photo from when I first discovered my future home back in 2009

….and the only way to keep the kids from complaining too much about not being able to go straight home and start partying, was to stop and get them new books at Barnes and Noble, which is something we do as a family every couple of months anyway.  And yes, Connor DID pick the Trigonometry book all by himself, and YES this kid knows how to do trigonometry, and YES the cashier was aghast.  But, we're getting quite used to dropped open mouths and speechlessness from adults when they're dealing with Connor. 





It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there's mayhem and throwing stuff around!!
Back home and let the games begin!!!  ANGRY BIRDS brought to life!


Our clever catapult contraption…


And of course our pets party with us!  Yours should, too!


Chili soon figured out that this was NOT a good place to sit...


Rebuilding the structures was half the fun.



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until....people get drunk and disorderly
Of course it was only a matter of time before kids began throwing their Angry Birds at each other….timeout (since I didn't have pickles at home yet)!  Connor refused to look at me, and I LOVE Noah's face here.



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there's dancing!


Everybody's doing the Locomotion…


Connor's dancing on furniture…VERY un-Connor-like!!


Ritchie moves in action for ya...




It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... furniture gets destroyed!!
Yup, Connor was dancing on our coffee table and during a particularly enthusiastic move to Shout (favorite Ritchie dance song), ummmmm, well, yeah, he literally BROKE the coffee table.


Ya know, we've had parties in our house with over 60 guests (including lots of kids) and never had ANYTHING broken or even a stain on the carpet.  But, as I told Connor to cheer him up, it's AWESOME that he did this because now we'll FOR SURE forever "remember that party where Connor broke the coffee table??!!? BWA HA HA!!!!" 


It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there's MORE eating!
Okay, Connor was still upset over the coffee table incident and Shelby was mad that her noise-maker-horn-thing didn't work.  But after recovery of those traumas, there WAS more eating!!



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... people get tipsy and goofy
Shelby, pace yourself on the apple juice!!


And for Connor to wear a hat….DEFINITELY something in the apple juice!



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there are extreme sports being played in the house
Since the coffee table was now broken and our Angry Birds catapult therefore out of commission, we took the party downstairs.

A little basketball…

Hockey time!


Shelby wanted to be the goalie.


But, in retrospect, putting Shelby in as hockey goalie was NOT such a good idea.



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... there are death-defying stunts being performed
When hockey ended badly, we then set up our little basement trampoline in front of our ball pit and let 'em rip…






And then when I snapped this shot and saw Connor's head TWO INCHES from the ceiling beams we promptly put a stop to the death-defying, incredible stunts.  Crikeys!!!  Bad idea, Mommy!



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... Dick Clark says Happy New Year!
We all finally plopped in front of the TV around 11pm to start watching Ghostbusters until 11:45 when we would check in with Dick Clark.  HOWEVER, does anyone remember that Ghostbusters is actually SCARY!???  I saw a 4-year old birthday party with a Ghostbusters theme on Tori and Dean, and *bing bing*, I thought Ghostbusters for New Years will be perfect!!!  Well, I hadn't seen Ghostbusters since it originally came out back in…. well, YES, I am THAT old.  Anyway, we got only 5 minutes into it before Noah left the room crying about it being too scary.  And it was.  SHEESH!


So, he and Shelby went into another room to watch the TV in there and they wanted to watch……wait for it…….Scooby Doo's Ghoul School.  Uhhh, right Noah.  Scooby Doo definitely some scary stuff going on, but okay, whatever.



It's Not a Proper New Year's Eve Party Until ... the kids fall asleep early and miss the actual New Year which they will be VERY crabby about the next morning
I don't think Shelby or Noah made it 5 minutes into Scooby Doo before they crashed anyway.


And Connor, Mark and I barely made it to Dick Clark's rocking New Years Eve ball drop, gave a round of weary cheers, and everyone was in bed by 12:04am.  

Whew.  But HAPPY NEW YEAR!

~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, and here's a footnote - Ghostbusters evidently didn't traumatize Noah TOO much since he kept singing the Ghostbusters theme song during church the next morning.  Shhhh Noah!!

And now THAT clever little segue can allow me to post these photos of Shelby's first day in Primary (in our church, Primary is for kids ages 4-12).  Two for one blog entry!  yeah!


And here's the whole little gang on the morning after the Big One, looking quite alert and happy after a long night of hard partying!