Introducing upstate New York's newest AMAZING water park!

Introducing the newest waterpark in Upstate New York - RITCHIE RIDES! With a beautiful treed setting, fenced and safe, and featuring toddler AND bigger kid slides:


And both are conveniently located together, a perfect harmony! .....usually....


We have a smaller, cozy size so that you don't have to worry about losing your children (UNlike those other huge, impersonal water parks that we won't mention here because they simply can't compare to us. Unless you want to lose your kids for a while, in which case we have a handy, secret gate opening to the forested wetland behind our park):


Our water park boasts sophisticated, cutting-edge engineering of our water flow output by our resident professional water park engineer (you may need to enlarge this photo to fully see and appreciate the degree of sophistication we're talking about here):


Our swim area can also turn into a wave pool INSTANTLY! No more waiting and waiting for the designated times! Because at our park, EVERY time is the right time for a splash!


NO LINES! Our park is structured in such a way that no lines accumulate - everyone has a place at all times! (as long as there are only 3 people, anyway)


And to keep our NO-LINE promise to you, we have friendly on-site personnel to "encourage" park patrons to move along quickly:


Conveniently attached swings (attended by professional childcare park personnel) to entertain your child should he/she need a rest from our slides:


A lovely, shaded eating area where you can eat up and get energy FOR MORE FUN!


Complimentary sunscreen provided by our professional sunscreen applicator personnel!


We also allow double-dipping! Two can go down together! Now what other water park allows THAT, I ask you?!?!


Our park is THE hip place to catch sightings of all the latest in kid swimwear haute couture (Shelby is seen here sporting a suit from the exciting Hanna Andersson 2010 summer collection):


You may even catch a plumber's bum sighting! Woohoo! BONUS!!!


We have manicured grounds cared for by our resident professional landscape architect, with special emphasis on pooper scooping:


Our newest addition for EVEN MORE fun (does it ever stop with us??!? NO WAY!) - Our Rocket Sprinkler play area!


Because nothing says SUMMER FUN like having water sprayed up your bum appearing to make you float in mid-air (you'll DEFINITELY want to click to enlarge this photo), am I right or AM I RIGHT!?!??!? Holla! (This is a good time to mention that we have a professional resident photographer on staff as well, to capture these priceless family memories!)


Conveniently located Time-Out areas, right on the water park edge (which can also double as a nose excavation area - we're ALL about the convenience here at our park!):


Excellent professional childcare supervision, who can run faster than your kids in order to catch 'em and escort them to our Time-Out area:


Don't worry, folks, he IS a trained professional and is not hurting this child, we promise:


So water-loving peeps, come on by! We have plenty of room for all! Well, maybe one or two more.... If they're really small......


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!