The Hits (and Misses) of Christmas 2011

PRESENTING....THE HITS!

Yay!  Lots of hits this Christmas!  Let's do those first.

I love Christmas pajamas and Christmas shirts!  Although Connor has deemed himself too mature to wear Christmas shirts OR pajamas, I DID talk him into at least putting on his Christmas pajama top (because, NO, Connor, even though your skull pajamas are red and white they do NOT count as Christmas pajamas!).

Having fondue is our loooooooong-standing Christmas tradition, going back to my childhood and my German mom making fabulous Swiss Cheese fondue on every Christmas Eve.  However, in this photo, Mark looks like he DRANK the wine instead of using it in the fondue, and Noah is nursing a wounded hand from stabbing himself with his fondue fork.  But the fondue was excellent, I was happy, and so I count this as a Christmas HIT!  Cha-ching!

I love our yearly Christmas Eve tradition of Mark playing his guitar and singing by candle and tree light.  Fortunately the dim light hides the RUDE fact that Connor is laying on the couch covering his ears.  TURKEY!  Also, how do you like our Fireplace DVD?  Pretty spiffy, eh?  Of course, only AFTER I bought it did I discover there's actually a free channel here playing fireplace scenes.  And only AFTER I bought it did I realize it would cause fights among the kids getting to pick out which fireplace they wanted playing.

The cutest thing was Shelby and Noah, arm in arm, swaying to the sound of the music.  I DID NOT fake this, people, I promise.  I don't know what I did to deserve this special little Christmas treat, but I'm TAKING it!

I love taking photos of my little cherubs sleeping the night before Christmas - Shelby surrounded by 9 thousand horses and out of her covers as usual, Connor with his ever-present and beloved Birthday dolphin, and Noah actually looking quite normal (we have some, as we've dubbed them, "frat-boy" Noah sleeping photos that are pretty darn funny, here's the best!):

 

 

And, as promised earlier, from June this year:  Noah the future frat-boy after a hard day of driving his teacher crazy at school and then coming home to torment Connor, and maybe conquering a couple of Wii game zombies or other bad guys.






















Noah's Christmas gift last year was a bust (Bigfoot Robot was a SUCH a bust that I couldn't even blog about it), and was played with only once.  Well, this year it looks like we got it right!  Cheers for a new 3D DS! (of course, he decided he didn't like the 3D feature and turned it off.  OF COURSE.)















Grandma also called it right for Noah, sending him this stuffed monkey.  Welcome to the family, Dookie (Noah named it, obviously).  You're stuffed animal number 234,934,342 to enter our household, but who's counting?



















And oh look, it's another stuffed horse!  You'd think from her face, it's Shelby's first stuffed horse ever.  But no, this is stuffed animal 234,934,343 to enter our household.










Here's Daddy playing "Castle" with Shelby and her new castle set, definitely a hit!  And some may think Shelby's plumber's bum would count as a Christmas miss, but I LOVE her little sweet cheeks.  But yes, I think next year it's time for larger Christmas pajamas for her!

Connor FINALLY got a skateboard, which he's been begging for since he was about 4.  The first photo was seriously taken one nanosecond before he hit the wall and wiped out. 

He was then ordered to get dressed and take it outside (yes, that's Shelby following him - everywhere Connor skateboarded, Shelby followed).

I thought FOR SURE that getting Connor a skateboard, namely an OUTDOOR toy, would guarantee us a white Christmas (because our winter here is NONexistent and I am quite upset by it) because then he couldn't use his skateboard right away (aside from skateboarding in the kitchen into walls).  But it DIDN'T WORK!!!  Bah humbug.  Oh well, a happy Connor is better than a crabby Mommy.  Well, depending on who you ask.  (Mark, do you want to comment on this one?  Oh NO???  I didn't THINK so!!!!)






Yay for another fancy-pants pan for Chef Mark.  We ALL benefit from gifts like this one!  First food made in the Christmas saucepot - Country gravy for omelets!  Yippee!

Of COURSE we always get presents for our pets - they're family members, too!  Don't you wish YOU had received this fabulous bone?  Tiki is very happy dog today with her Christmas bone.








I love this photo of Mark holding Shelby while I'm taking photos of our beautiful house on Christmas Eve.  I'd love it more if there was at least a foot of snow (Shelby's wearing FLIPFLOPS!), BUT I already grouched about that, so I'll let it go this time.

Yay for Shelby's first Wii game (Nickelodeon Wii Dance)!  Welcome to the big boy brothers club!  She feels SOOOO big now.  We even had to put real batteries in Shelby's little bejeweled remote (that we always kept battery-less so she could THINK she was playing with Connor & Noah, even though she wasn't).  Noah, of course, hears the word "Wii" and is instantly on the scene.














 I love Christmas decorations for cars!   And you can't even see that the antlers are duct-taped on with at least a roll of tape each, after the unfortunate accident at the McDonalds drive-through a couple of weeks ago and having to backtrack my driving all the way back there only to find my antlers in the middle of a 4-lane road, run over and flattened (but still salvageable!).









And what would Christmas be without Merry Toes?  And it's so fun having a girlie now to join me in this tradition!


 

And the BEST news?  I loooooooooove my new Christmas camera.  Yes, Mark bought me a new camera last Christmas but it was a terrible awful horrible no-good camera and it's been the topic of much blog complaining over the past year.  Whatever will I complain about this year on my blog with my new fabulous camera and photos??  Anyway, look!, the Macro feature (totally broken on the last camera) works quite well!!!

Every Christmas morning Mark makes our fabulous Country Gravy omelets.  (photo taken with the "Food Photos" setting on my new camera!  Can't you just smell the fat and grease?!  Mmmm mmmmm.)  PARENT TIP HERE:  Want sedate kids on Christmas?  Heavy eggs + bacon + sausage + country gravy = comatose kids.  It's true!  Of course, these omelets also wipe out the grownups, too.  As a matter of fact, as I write this, I begged Mark to go out and find me some caffeine-LOADED Diet Coke on Christmas Day because I swore I wouldn't survive today without it.  NEXT year, we're going to add Diet Coke to the Country Gravy omelet tradition.  It'll be a nice balance, yes?

And HUGE YAY for a new Ticket to Ride, my favorite game on Earth!!!  After playing 7 million Euro & USA games, I am beyond excited for the new Asia expansion.  Oh, and this is what I'll be doing for the rest of the vacation week.  No callers, please.  :)  (Unless you want to play with me and give Mark a break!)







AND HERE COME THE MISSES!
Are you still with me?  Here are the misses (but still entertaining) of our little Ritchie 2011 Christmas.








Noah stabbing himself with his fondue fork.




















The Pink Panther Christmas toys that instantly became Ninja Panthers until Noah's Ninja Panther kicked Connor in the eye.  (The Ninja Panthers also later invaded Shelby's fairy tale castle, that didn't go over well, either.)














"Castle" being invaded by a huge, brown monstrous creature with human-killing bad breath.  (as if the Ninja Panthers weren't terrifying enough)










The glasses straws that I thought would be soooo cool but were sooooo disastrously UNcool (Connor's face says it ALL), not to mention made a complete mess.  Epic FAIL there, Mommy.

 

 

I TOLD you that present was for the pets, Shelby!!!

Bad cats collecting ornaments under the tree!  And look at Finneaus' face (orange cat on right) - caught red-handed with a poinsettia in her paws, and COMPLETELY unrepentant.  All December we found ornaments all over the house and some even upstairs?!?









Flipflops and sunglasses on December 25.  This is WRONG WRONG WRONG.  You may think I live in California.  Well, I most certainly do NOT, I proudly live in Syracuse, New York, the supposed #1 snowiest city (http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2010/12/27/snowiest-cities.html).  I'm so grumpy right now about this.  If we're not going to get snow, then I might as well live in California.  Oh wait, I DO want to live in California again…. 

 

Okay, these last 2 tied for worst misses.  In other words, I'm not sure which is keeping me laughing the loudest and longest.

WORST RITCHIE 2011 CHRISTMAS MISS CONTENDER ONE: Zombie reindeer!!!
Noah brought home this little treat a few days ago.  Notice the "crazy eyes" and the teeth and protruding bones.  And then YES, that is supposed to be blood streaks on the BACK of the reindeer.

WORST RITCHIE 2011 CHRISTMAS MISS CONTENDER TWO:  Mark dancing!!!
Here's a glorious shot of Mark playing Shelby's new Nickelodeon Wii Dance game with Noah.  You should click on it to enlarge it to appreciate it fully.  Then again, maybe you shouldn't.  It's not pretty.  Mark, have you been drinking the fondue wine AGAIN??

Welp, we had many more hits than misses, so I believe our 2011 Christmas will go down as a good one!  Hope yours does, too!  xoxoxo