March.

I'm sticking with my theme of "what do we do in the wintertime?" since March here is still very much wintertime. 

We spend about $100 on Monster Jam tickets only to leave 10 minutes later because the kids can't handle the noise.  All these newfangled "mommy" blogs talk about giving your kids experience MEMORIES as gifts and not toys, and SEE WHAT HAPPENS??? 

We get sick and have VERY bad hair days.

We go to restaurants and see how many forks we can stick out of our mouths.  Always a crowd-pleaser.

We go to the Mirror Maze and I'm confronted with the freakish, nauseating, terrifying nightmare of 100 Connors and 100 Shelbys surrounding me.  (Thank goodness Noah was outside with the ticket taker because he was too scared to go in and puked in the trash can.)

We play video games while sitting in boxes with cats.  Wait, what do you mean you don't do that??  Huh?

And sometimes we're unusually cute and get along with our siblings and do normal things like build stuff with Legos.  :)